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Who Am I?

Well… I’m Super Nerdy and I Dream in Code…

I built my first website in 1998 using Notepad, MS Paint, and a ginormous book on HTML from the library. I was under the assumption that being the only eighth grader in my school with a website would somehow land me a girlfriend.

This turned out to be a horrifically wrong. There were not enough animated GIF’s on the interwebs to make me cool. Still, I was hooked. I dove into a lifelong learning frenzy fueled by pizza and Mountain Dew.

I got an associate’s degree in computer programming back in 2005, worked for another company for a few years, then launched my own gig as a wedding DJ. By the end I’d figured out how to automate 80% of the business by writing my own PHP scripts that integrated various platforms together via their API’s.

Eventually I got bored with playing music for drunk people and decided to get back into tech. I’m still learning and growing. I love creating cool stuff out of code. Most of all I like solving problems and making a difference. Technology makes our lives better. I like being part of that.

I’ve Got Skills!

…And No Social Life.

WordPress 97%
HTML / CSS 95%
PHP 90%
API Integration 88%
MySQL 87%
Linux 84%
Balloon Animals 35%

Portfolio

Random Stuff I Made…

TCG Ctounter Logo - Life Counter App
ShizDiz Entertainment logo. Dancing people in background with hands up.
RemoteCue Logo - Free Remote Cueing System for Mac
Fojas Dentist Logo
ShizDiz Photo Booth - Portfolio Item
Student Help Desk Guide - Portfolio Item
MyShizDiz Workflow Automation Logo With Woodgrain in Back

Contact Me

Because I’m an Extrovert and Love Talking…